Contact

One of these is me.

I will never bother to write a real contact form. Frankly, I wouldn't check the mail if I had it. You can reach me at nuketibet@gmail.com.

The lack of ads on this site is because I'm more interested in getting a publishing deal and some old-fashioned fame, so I value readability over token profit. However, I live in Brooklyn, and could always use some money.