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• God's Not Dead: A Film Student's Review
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• Humorless and Insane: The Crucifixion of Ed Rybicki
• Michio Kaku, 96% Awesome
• Smackdown: Baby vs. Kitten
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• For Fuck's Sake Irene
• The Episode: Conclusions
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• The Episode, Part 16: The End
• The Episode, Part 15: The Light and The Void
• The Episode, Part 14: Released Back Into the Wild
• The Episode, Part 13: Crazy Love
• The Episode, Part 12: Settling In
• The Episode, Part 11: Grand Theft Auto: Orono Dreams
• The Episode, Part 10: The Milieu
• The Episode, Part 9: Welcome to the Nuthouse
• The Episode: Interlude
• The Episode, Part 8: People Finally Start Catching On
• The Episode, Part 7: The Naked Guy
• The Episode, Part 6: The Mission
• The Episode, Part 5: Through the Looking Coke Mirror
• The Episode, Part 4: I Party With a Bunch of Hippies and Do More Drugs
• The Episode, Part 3: I Get the Fuck Out of Kansas
• The Episode, Part 2: Everything Goes Straight to Hell
• The Episode, Part 1: Prelude
• Amsterdam Sucks
• Online Dating
• Nobody's Bitch
• Coming of Age, Italy, 1996
• 24, 911, and Closure
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• Jose Armando Vasquez Lopez
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• And She Stoned Me
• Teenagers are Stupid
• Bad Movie Choice
• Animal Freak Makes Millions With This One Simple Rule
• A Letter to Nassim Nicholas Taleb
• 2011
• The Idiot Coin
• Being Thankful
• Someone Bless Our Weird Fucking Country
• Functionalish
• The Mating Habits of the Knobelsdorf
• How to Dress for Success
• 30 Things I thought I'd do by the time I was 30
• A Brief History of Manhood as Illustrated by Star Trek Captains
• I Would Rather Burn in Hell
• We are a Hipster of One
• Atheist Translation Guide for Believers
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• Kindling
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• Camera Angst
• Act Without Thinking
• Get Me Back to Gomorrah
• Inadequate Reminders
• Odds are Bad
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• God, Again
• The Commuter Threat
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• Pez Dispenser Head Chinese Delivery Man On Moped
• Water, Water, Everywhere
• A Reason for Nothing
• Think Before You Babble
• The Bitter Pill (or "Swallow This")
• Nipping Off The Christmas Spirit
• Like Clockwork
• Ex Goth Seeks Same For Weekend Regression
• Stop Blaming Our Parents
• Cross Eyed in the Search for Holographic Love
• Dear MoveOn
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• Ian M Tripp Is Building a Bomb
• Love Thy Neighbor Like Thy Brother
• A Leg to Stand On
• Instantaneity - A Brief and Uninformed History
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Hi there! You should totally go buy my new book for the low low price of 6.66! It's like buying me a beer at an out-of-the-way dive bar in Brooklyn! Not in Manhattan. Manhattan prices are ridiculous, though there are a couple of decent Irish dives where you can snag a drink for five bucks. Otherwise, you're looking at a two or three book beer.