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(Okay, okay, okay, they're technically HTTP methods for use with RESTful
services. It was late. I was tired. Stop writing to me.)
PLEASE
Move previous request ahead in queue by one position.
ICANT
End session and delete account.
WTF
Send email to system administrator reminding them to update the documentation.
GRRM
Delete a major, user-friendly application at random. Returns no explanation.
APPLE
Returns what you should have wanted, regardless of request parameters.
MICROSOFT
Returns what you asked for, but response is irrelevant to your project by the time it arrives. You will have to use it anyway.
PUTIN
Like PUT, but also transfers target domain to the sender's name servers.
BOREDNOW
Returns estimated time until the system tells you why your previous request failed.
NORRIS
Cancel all other processes and execute arbitrary code as root.
LEE
Cancel a NORRIS request.
INIGO
Find orphaned processes and delete user accounts responsible for them. Returns satisfaction.
SUP
Returns brah.
