Composed on the 3rd of September in the year 2005, at 11:27 PM. It was Saturday.
I'm going to be a bitch about holding on to real books long after you're all dead.
Hi there! You should totally go buy my book for the
low low price of 6.66! It's like buying me a beer at an
out-of-the-way dive bar in Brooklyn! Not in Manhattan.
Manhattan prices are ridiculous, though there are a
couple of decent Irish dives where you can snag a drink
for five bucks. Otherwise, you're looking at a two or
three book beer.