Composed on the 3rd of September in the year 2005, at 11:27 PM. It was Saturday.
Picnic Tables Placed by Nearly Falling Trees for Your Enjoyment
Hi there! You should totally go buy my new book for the
low low price of 6.66! It's like buying me a beer at an
out-of-the-way dive bar in Brooklyn! Not in Manhattan.
Manhattan prices are ridiculous, though there are a
couple of decent Irish dives where you can snag a drink
for five bucks. Otherwise, you're looking at a two or
three book beer.