Composed on the 22nd of March in the year 2016, at 9:29 PM. It was Tuesday.
Picnic Tables Placed by Nearly Falling Trees for Your Enjoyment
Hi there! You should totally go buy my book for the
low low price of 6.66! It's like buying me a beer at an
out-of-the-way dive bar in Brooklyn! Not in Manhattan.
Manhattan prices are ridiculous, though there are a
couple of decent Irish dives where you can snag a drink
for five bucks. Otherwise, you're looking at a two or
three book beer.